Tactical Grinch

by Töürd Böürglar

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In an unfortunate turn of events, the Grinch has outfitted himself with several thousand dollars worth of tactical and military surplus equipment.

Grunt Style has hired him as a Spokesgrinch.

Tucker Carlson has praised his actions, which further contributed to his radicalization in upsetting and/or devastating ways, depending on your political leanings.

Leading medical professionals are saying a contributing factor was when he rolled up an entire Christmas tree like a blunt and proceeded to "smoke that shit Grinch style."

He also took all the Who Hash and loaded it into his vaporizer, which caused several severe psychotic episodes after which he was never the same.

It bears repeating that the Grinch has purchased a gun.

His family no longer recognizes him. He has the "thin green grinch line" Punisher sticker on the back of his sled. Also, for some reason he ate his dog, which was rude and unnecessary.

And, of course, the question remains, who, or what, radicalized the Grinch, and caused him to change from the mild-mannered man-grinch we all knew, into the...

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