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Cucked by Cryptids

by Töürd Böürglar

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lyrics

I've been hunting for cryptids for all my life
I've been hunting for cryptids on Christmas Night
One came down the chimney, to my surprise
Santa Claus was fucking my wife

He fucked me too, on Christmas Day
We had a threesome with Santa, it wasn't gay
I gargled his balls, until he came
He nutted milk and cookies all over my face

Santa forced me to eat cum

Santa's abs glisten in the sun
He brought presents to everyone
Santa Claus, he is my dad
He calls me his son when I've been bad

Santa Claus married my wife
Mrs Claus, too, she lays the pipe
A Christmas Polycule for you and me
Ten gallons of cum under the tree

Have you ever been cucked by cryptids?

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released December 24, 2020
All instruments by me except the drums which I stole. Sorry.

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Töürd Böürglar Portland, Oregon

Christian feminist side project of the Oregon Symphony

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