I am currently shitting in such a way that it generates what I like to call "fecal turbulence."
Now, fecal turbulence is the principle by which your anus will form a vortex of turds and launch them into the toilet bowl at incredibly high speeds, so fast and so directly that you don't actually even have to flush them. It just sends them directly down into the pipes.
In fact, it's incredibly sexual, and women find it very attractive when you've mastered the art of Fecal Turbulence.
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